You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
