He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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