Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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