Are we in a gay sports bar?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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