Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
