I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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