I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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