I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Will exercising make me less horny?
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