I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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