you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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