I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
