if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
it was like eating out sand paper
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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