He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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