All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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