Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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