Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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