Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
how drunk are you?
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In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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