I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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