Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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