You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
