Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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