His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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