Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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