but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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