i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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