I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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