So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
two words...techno handjob
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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