Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
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Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I had to cum in my sink.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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