we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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