I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
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No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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