R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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