so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
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you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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