i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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