I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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