billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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