"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I love black thongs
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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