Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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