Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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