real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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