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i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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