Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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