Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
