he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
found the other keg... it's in the tree
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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