you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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