shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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