He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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