I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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