we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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