She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Randomize
