Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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