Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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