You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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