haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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