She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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