so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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