Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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