hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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