i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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