Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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