Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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