I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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